The Latest

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
Jul 9, 2014 / 22,342 notes
Jul 9, 2014 / 450,290 notes

c-h-e-e-r-u-p-b-u-t-t-e-r-c-u-p:

kangarudy:

illbesamned:

drkarayua:

gurillafan:

toastedpopsicle:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.

Reblogging for Gay Avenger

Gay Avenger is my favorite story on tumblr

GAY AVENGER

I did my undergrad thesis on Gay Avenger.

Gay Avenger is love. Gay Avenger is life.

(via thatwallflowerdaily)

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via timid)

 

(via deair)

THIS.

(via blasianxbri)

(via urban-prada)

Jul 9, 2014 / 229,378 notes
shwagerr:

I follow back
Jul 9, 2014 / 251,343 notes

shwagerr:

I follow back

Jul 9, 2014 / 252,896 notes

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

(via shwagerr)

urban-prada:

Fashion, cute boys, and celebs. X
Jul 9, 2014 / 1,985 notes

urban-prada:

Fashion, cute boys, and celebs. X

Jul 9, 2014 / 709,379 notes

(via shwagerr)

urban-prada:

SUCH A FUCKING QUEEN
Jul 9, 2014 / 1,786 notes

urban-prada:

SUCH A FUCKING QUEEN

toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:


I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.
Jul 9, 2014 / 64,110 notes

toomanypangalacticgargleblasters:

I’m laughing and screaming at the same time.

(via troyesivan)

euoria:

Boho ⌖ Indie
Jul 9, 2014 / 44,054 notes
Jul 9, 2014 / 619,839 notes

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via funniestpostson)

Jul 9, 2014 / 6,617 notes
Jul 9, 2014 / 189,318 notes

weavemunchers:

when your friend says something to your parents that they didnt know about

image

(via funniestpostson)

urban-prada:

Fashion, cute boys, and celebs. X
Jul 9, 2014 / 38,191 notes

urban-prada:

Fashion, cute boys, and celebs. X

Jul 9, 2014 / 314,510 notes

hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

(via lohanthony)